I Was Wrong

It's just that when someone tells me that someone OD'd on [insert drug of choice], I think that they're dead.  Well, Tila Tequila isn't, after all.  Apparently, this happens all the time with her.  So, just in case anyone actually reads this blog, I'm correcting myself just as any good journalist should, which I'm not.

In other news, this Memorial Day was very Surreal Life.  I went to a really lame pool party where Ron Jeremy was making hot dogs.  I think that dude is depressed.  The people there were... not my crowd, I should say. 

Moving right along, I just want to say that I'm SO GLAD I don't have a TV.  Sometimes I get access to some, and it's just confirmed that I'm really not missing out on much.  If I see one more Cialis commercial...


My Favorite So Far!

You can't tell that I was drunk!


More LA-ness, or Seven Degrees of Tila Tequila

More like four degrees.

I was at work today, and I got a text about 2 hours ago from my homegirl that Tila Tequila was dead.  She knew because she was hanging out with the guys from ICP, and one of their friends had been partying with her last night and found her dead.  I'm not gonna say the reason why, just in case people actually read my blog and I get sued or something.

1. Because of my lack of an idiot box, all that I know of Tila Tequila is that she had the most friends of anyone on MySpace and she's on a reality show now.  I hope that she rests in peace, and that people will catch on that they need to learn from other people's mistakes and blunders.  A lot of what happens to us doesn't have to happen.

2. OMG, my homegirl was hanging out with Violent J and Shaggy!!!  I used to LOVE them in high school, no joke.  I bought every CD they put out up to The Wraith, which I missed out on.  I'd love to meet them, I gotta hook that up.  Ok.  I know what you're saying.  "What's a brilliant, demure, delicate young lady such as Alexia listening to the crass and vulgar ICP for?"  The answer is " [sigh] I was in high school and this guy I had a crush on got me hooked on them.  OK?  Sheesh..."





I'm So LA Right Now.

1.  I'm doing a fashion show where I'm wearing bikinis tomorrow, so the other day I had to get a spray tan (but I'm black!!!  wth?!)

2.  On my way to the designer's house, Janeane Garofalo crossed the street in front of my car.  Upon visual confirmation that it really was her, I yelled in a deep manly voice, "I love you!".  She smiled and waved, and my life is now complete.

3.  I'm so waxed right now.

4.  I'm 'bout to go to the beach.




5. I was at Target today pushing my cart along, and then this Hare Krishna guy in full regalia emerged from an aisle in front of me, caressing a yellow handtowel with a stunned look in his eye.