I write from seat 15F on a Virgin America to JFK. Just 8 hours ago, I completed the first part of my graduate application to UCLA. Upon landing, I will take the A to Penn Station, and the New Jersey Transit to Penn Jersey. I will then greet my friend Ashley by skipping, jumping up and down while clapping ecstatically and screaming. Because tomorrow night, we’re gonna go see
ASSLESS CHAPS!! ASSLESS CHAPS!!